Oh yes, I paid cash and have an Experian credit score of 817. Loser, huh?

I have 3 colleges degrees, a professional day job, a large investment portfolio, a gorgeous collectable 1990 300ZX as a second car, lot’s of friends, love life...and life seems to love me. I really like my new 2016 Spark. It’s an amazing value and a great design with an abundance of features. You, sir, are clearly an…