My mom once “cancelled Halloween” for the entire neighborhood (her suggestion that our neighborhood have a followup trick-or-treat because there was an ice storm on Halloween didn’t make it down the phone tree intact), and after that, she bought full-size candy bars as though it was her fault.

Millennials are currently 25-40 years old.  It’s not a blanket term for “kids these days”.

Sometimes I see a Lifehacker headline and I’m all like “CLAIRE!”

It’s impossible to go back. 

When I started saving for retirement, the rule of thumb was save 10% towards it. I am not sure when it changed to 15% but I assume its because wages aren’t keeping pace with inflation.

I don’t know if they mean to do it exactly but I did find that after I spent years telling people I couldn’t do things because of the kids, they stopped asking. 

It’s usually the other way around. Half a dozen people can’t spend enough weekends hanging out with you until the kids arrive and they all delete you from their contacts lists.

Also, don’t drop your child-free friends. Just because they don’t have a child doesn’t mean they can’t be supportive and empathetic.

Rational is not buying until supply becomes reasonable. Keep fixing the old car because guess what, it will cost less in the long term over scoring a newer ride well over retail.

This is a troll on a troll right?  

lmao

How would we know.  Jalops don’t buy new cars we just comment on them.

It is indeed hilarious how many of those ‘anti-socialism’ states are utterly dependent on socialism to stay afloat. Who do they think pays for the multi-hundred-million dollar paychecks that McNoChin brags about getting for his petty state of Kentucky? Yeah, exactly. Predominantly California and New York. Without…

I thought I would be skeptical of these, but nope, I agree with them completely.

Through our own investigation, we’ve the driver’s name, his address, the names of his parents, aunts, uncles, grandparents, neighbors and family friends. We know the names of the businesses owned and operated by the driver’s family.

I know this is supposed to be a joke; adjacent to, but not quite reality, but here’s the statement:

The 6 cyclists’ attorneys have a good write-up about the accident and how they’re proceeding.

I knew I was leaving war conjuring names off my list and your faux patriotism examples certainly fits that dynamic.

Don’t stop believin’ in the Journey. The interior is soft enough for some lovin, touchin’ and squeezin’. And, when it was available new, you could order one any way you want it. The dealer would have welcomed the business with open arms.

In today’s sea of bland CUVs, the Aztec, especially the later ones with painted cladding, actually look strangely attractive.