I’m so fucking tired.

If you are in a situation where you should be wearing a mask right now (presumably in public, near other people, possibly indoors) why the fuck are you lighting up a cigarette?

When I was a child, I did the kid equivalent of this — for one reason or another my parents always had “rich chocolate” Ovaltine in the cupboard. I found that sprinkling some on my vanilla ice cream was a tasty bonus treat.

As a filthy casual car enthusiast my favorite game to play with pictures like this is to cover the manufacturer logo and then try to guess who built the thing based on the remaining design cues...

How dare you INSIST on what I do, Claire.

Drinking a Capri Sun in a meeting at a high level company is kind of a power move. I like that.

I wasn’t expecting this article’s comment section to be on fire like this.

Unfortunately it’s your last sentence, “think critically”, that is difficult for people to do.

The older I get, the less I understand how someone could live in such a gigantic home (if they even live there). It seems like such a waste on so many levels.

Right, but at least with VPNs people can research and determine if their chosen service collects/shares/sells activity.

I have automatic payments set up with my credit cards, but only as a fail-safe. My cards are all set up so that they auto-pay the minimum payment on the due date, and they only auto-pay if I haven’t yet made my manual payment.

I look forward to more hot takes from you Joel (not sarcasm, I thought this was funny  👍)

Costco-related: if you’re at the gas station, pull up to the pump with your fuel door on the same side as the pump. Pulling the fuel nozzle across your vehicle and to the opposite side is dumb, and if someone needs to drive past while you’re pumping gas, that’s another ~3 feet of space lost as they have to navigate…

I have family in Columbus, Indiana where residential streets have a mix of one-way and two-way streets. When I drive down there and someone parks the opposite direction on the two-way street, I always always panic thinking I’m going the wrong way on a one-way. It’s a terrible driving experience and anyone who parks…

A few years back I bought a 100-pack of velcro cable management strips for something like $10 on the Amazon. Still haven’t run out! Well worth the small investment.

My son turns four in just a few days and looking back at the past year, his development is so mindboggling impressive. His vocabulary and memorization blow me away on a daily basis. It’s so much more fun having actual conversations versus “just talking”

There’s nothing wrong with price and utility in my book. I just have a vendetta against the aggressive mediocrity that is the Dodge Journey, a car so mundane that it’s the vehicular equivalent of being stuck on an elevator with someone and breaking the ice by saying “so how ‘bout that weather?”

Bad news: the same thing can be generally said about the Dodge Journey.

What are you talking about? Chrysler released the BRAND NEW CHRYSLER VOYAGER THIS YEAR

Just look at all this freedom