Bears vs Packers in 2003 on Monday night football at recently reopened Soldier Field.

He said Boston, not Philadelphia

Another Trotzky another victim of a removal from history. Odd that this time the Capitalists were behind the efforts. 

Time to put Elway down. Dude has become a menace. 

He remembers friendly conversations with phillies Sugarcube, Buttercup and Snowflake and running the track with his buddies Seabiscuit and Man o’ War.

It came tearing in because it thought one of the patrons was in UB40

The horse’s name?  Brett Kavaneigh 

You’re missing he was barely at the Medoza line a month ago and now he has brought his average up almost 30 points and has a 7 game hit streak going.

The two best things about Indiana:

That kid threw a frozen rope strike to the plate. This guy one hops it to 2nd base from shallow left. So if it is, it’s the Jamie Moyer version.

Isn’t this the plot of rookie of the year?

Hey, if he wants to advertise for the most expensive blend of gasoline on his leg like that, he should be able to.

For anyone who questions why someone like Ford never went to the cops just read how this woman was treated by the police when she reported the rape.  Apparently kissing = consent to everything and hiring a lawyer to protect yourself is frowned upon.

These guys may be the only team defeated by the Magic all year. 

“That’s a cool trick, Anna. But let me show you how to make a first round pick disappear.” -Vlade Divac

Counterpoint-

Arm chair commissioner installs schizophrenia tent into which players go for 30 seconds and then return to the field

This is not only an insensitive comment, it’s a downright bad joke. I may have been able to excuse the insensitivity if it were actually a good joke. I award you zero points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Arm chair coach asks if he’s considered walking it off or playing through it.

Arm chair psychiatrist says schizophrenia. Get him help asap.