I’m surprised she told you about that.

died in St. Petersburg due to complications from pneumonia

I actually did ‘zi that coming.

Hey, when your husband looks like a taller, more bloated Haley Jo Osmont, you have to go on the offensive.

Truly a glitch. Seattle always passes from the one-yard line.

I’m not comfortable with this new world in which Duke players are likable in any way. 

Yeah, could be any size douche, really. 

You mean the story I linked to in my kicker?

Always Kobe flinching truthers...

I know we’re supposed to be laughing at Pryor, but anyone who fake swings on someone to try to get them to flinch is a huge douche.

He couldn’t have gotten the runner coming from third. By the time he picks up the ball, that runner is closer to the plate than he is, moving towards home plate, and not wearing catcher’s gear.

Move pitch, get out the way.

And the pitcher, who struck out the final batter while holding a two-run lead, gets charged with an “L.”

Sorry, bro.

When the steroids make you confrontational, but the soy protein makes you weepy. - How I assume the deadlift cop arrived at his emotional state. 

Well, he was filming himself lifting weights so I call it a draw.

The Uber app tells you the plate number and some other info about the car. Most Uber drivers have an Uber logo in an easily visible spot on their vehicle. I’m not going to even begin to blame Uber for this shit. It’s on the idiot who did the unnecessary hitting.

Tragic. One wonders if this situation could’ve been avoided if Uber cars were more readily identifiable, perhaps all painted and designed in a specific uniform pattern, their drivers also unionized and licensed specifically to insure a certain degree of safety to both the passenger and driver alike. These driver’s…

The coach got out, followed Szabo to the sidewalk, clocked him and sped off, police said.

The coach got out, followed Szabo to the sidewalk, clocked him and sped off, police said.