Well wait until you see the crowds at some of the other events such as this one in the Netherlands the other place where darts has been massive for years.

everyone there is wasting their life

The part that makes me most sad is that not one person in the process from concept to implementation spoke up and said, “Guys, I don’t think we should do this.”

The only thing hard on your typical Cleveland male is his arteries.

Not to go there, but Ryan Shazier, this is how it’s done.

Papa “John” Schnatter

Has anyone done a story on the two guys in this now infamous photo? I need to know everything that led up to this moment. Was he stumbling out of the bathroom screaming obscene pizza puns? Was he singing We Are The Champions and covered in a sheen of sweat and garlic dip sauce? I need this angle of the story…

This guy puts the douche in fiduciary. 

“...were part of a group that confronted Devante’ “Tay Bang” Zachery...” 

Great work here by the investi-gators

John built the Wall, and Mexican food paid for it.

That’s not “hung over,” that’s “still going.”

He looks like the Wizards’ offseason. 

Reading this statement and all the “I”s in it, I’ve learned something too: he’s still a fucking narcissist.

I mean, he went from rape to groping. That’s improvement, I guess?

but you see he’s a DISTRACTION. if kaepernick spent less time protesting systemic racism in this country and more time [squints at notes]...getting accused of sexual assault he could have a chance. 

I’m 40 and have yet to grab an Uber driver’s crotch (or stolen crab legs or been accused of assault). I wonder when I’m going to learn those lessons.

Colin Kaepernick is not on an NFL roster.

Why didn’t he grow or learn from raping a student at FSU?

Kevin Cash has done an excellent job with that scrap heap (and Chris Archer) they have down there.