Listen, when you work for the Mariners, you have to expect a little seamen. 

In fairness to the former euro stars who play out their last days at the glue factory known as MLS, I can hardly blame them. 

3 years, $25 million with 38 games per season = $219,298.25 per game (rounded to nearest cent)

He recently signed a lifetime endorsement deal with a Chinese apparel company.

With the rogues’ gallery that made up the Florida roster during that period of time an aggravated battery charge was probably just part of an average Tuesday morning.

It would seem like the fault is both the university’s and his for hiring the guy. He probably said, “ I want this guy.” They probably said, “our background check says he has a record.” To which he probably pulled some strings, made some calls, and “vouched” for this guy because he “knows him well and that’s not the…

“You press pause, get your mind right, step up, press pause to gather information, get your mind right to gather energy, then step up to do the right thing, and that’s the position that I hold.”

Sometimes I get a sneaking suspicion Urban is perfectly fine with his players and coaches being violent scumbags. Just a feeling is all.

This just in....MSU just straight up murdered a guy. Your move OSU.

Call your coach, not the cops. He’ll call the cops that are in his pocket.

The lesson is “We can beat Northern Illinois without you. Don’t do this again and make us look bad for letting you play if the next game is against a real team.”

Given the arrest and one game suspension, I sure hope Brady learns his lesson. Also, I have no idea what that lesson is...

Putting the D in UI. 

This is a great summation, Albert. This is how the country works.

this picture never gets old

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”

First Lou Gehrig, and now Lou Kemia. What’s with all these incurable baseball diseases? 

This is surprising:  the Nationals generally don’t let people down until October.  

It’s a slippery slope because if the Lerner family pays for this guy’s treatment, before long you’ll have people in this country paying to put other people’s kids through school, or you’ll be paying to put out a fire at someone else’s house, or you’ll be paying to pave roads that you never drive on, and that is NOT…