He is so goddamn dense that it’s honestly a miracle that he doesn’t just sink to the bottom of the pool and drown every time he gets into the water. 

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

Vitamin Jeah!

Knowing Gordon, he’s just keeping us all in suspensions.

Eh, I disagree. He had already given the front-row kid a ball, and so he gave this ball to another kid who (presumably) hadn’t gotten one. That seems to me like the good and just thing to do.

I don’t think we have to worry much about people jumping all over this Cubs fan for grabbing a ball. Not like there’s a history of Cubs fans lives being completely and utterly ruined over something as silly as a ball.

All right, kid, looks like you have to give the Baez ball back.

Okay, I have free time. Tekashi69 is a rapper who came up with Trippie Redd, a couple others, and producers like Pierre.

Either way, TMZ has a photo of him in a hospital bed with large facial bruises.

I'd say they died for the freedoms that flag represents. Including the right to peaceful protest. Have you never heard the phrase "I don't agree with what you say but I'll defend to the death your right to say it"?

Actually I figured out three solutions to this.

That’s the irony of this issue. It’s not really about keeping politics out of football, it is about keeping specific politics out of football.

So it’ll take Melo three moves to get where he wants to go. That’s a surprising level of efficiency from him.

From Chappelle Show .

“but they are worlds ahead of how it used to be”

Thank God an expert showed up. Previously we were stuck taking the word of the woman this experience actually happened to.

this is gross. everything you wrote here is just mindlessly paternalistic garbage. 

“TLDR: Female, know your place and keep quiet.”

Didn’t take long to find the worst take ever.