Hey buddy, I am not sure if you are new ‘round these parts, but this is deadspin, and we are here for good lines like “big ol’ two-blade helicopter.” There were enough facts to get the point of the article across, enjoy some jokes, and see a crazy helicopter rescue.

Man, you Helicopter Truthers are a fucking tough crowd.

Its called flat hatting, otherwise known as showing off or being a dipshit, the record for low flight can only be tied.

Legitimately laughed out loud when that thing hit. Hopefully nobody was seriously hurt. The fuck were they doing?

Serendipitously, this Sunday’s featured historical album review in Pitchfork was Juvenile’s 400 Degreez, featuring the international smash hit “Back That Azz Up.”

What an asshole.

183 million seems like a lot but when you deduct the bribes and kickbacks you have to cut corners somewhere.

reporters under attack in dc isn't exactly news, patrick.

Emery was a mad man out on the ice. He once dropped the gloves with former NHL enforcer Josh Gratton at the end of an AHL game he had just won and then proceeded to celebrate with his teammates in one of the all time greatest displays of the majesty of minor league hockey.

On another note, is there anyone who can provide me a pronunciation guide on how to pronounce the name of the French player in that photo?

Imagine for a moment, that you are a female civil rights activist in Putin’s Russia. Now, you know that no matter what you do, if you actually succeed in your goal of drawing attention to the horrendous state of human rights in your country, you are going to go to jail. And you will be abused. And you may never get…

You know the leader there fixed the last election in Russia and maybe other nations, and the fact the world cup is playing there is due to bribery.

Sorry to interrupt your game but there’s literally people who are being sent to prison or killed because they said something bad about their dictator.

A quick machine translation of the band’s demands show they’re calling for the release of all political prisoners, the end of political arrests and the beginning of an open political process. They certainly got people’s attention.

Those four had enough speed to make the USMNT starting XI

If it really was Pussy Riot, I’m not sure they’re idiots. Frankly, FIFA and Putin sorta deserved to have the field invaded every five minutes.

Denver was forced to also send a top-12 protected first-round pick in the 2019 draft, as well as a future second-round pick.

Where did you learn to spell dummy?? 

are you new here 

I never thought of myself as a member of the “extreme” left, but somehow, I’m not super on board with a 21st century Trail of Tears.

First Hulk Hogan, now Goldberg. Seems like the downfall of Gawker is being booked like 90s WCW brother.