I bet anything he gets convicted...wait! No I don’t.

And now we wait for the white smoke to rise from the pizza oven, indicating the selection of the new Papa John

“Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. I once saw a black dude getting dragged behind a truck, man.” 

Gotta give him credit though, he destroyed his legacy in under 30 minutes.

And as with any day that involves Papa Johns, the following morning is always worse.

The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

He didn’t even get the chance to talk about his awesome idea of repainting all of their delivery vehicles to look like the General Lee.

Yeah, and that makes this comment from the BoT chairman laughable:

+1.5 pepperoncini

Oh, that makes it even funnier - the context was a conference call with the company’s PR firm trying to address how they would repair the company’s image from his *previous* racist comments. This clown is so tone-deaf he thought that of all contexts was the time to bring out that stuff again to prove just how horrific…

His being a total piece of shit garbage human being is well known.  What I am more interested in is in what context did he make the “Colonel Sanders” comment?  Like how does that come up in a conference call with marketing executives?  How racist do you have to be to just randomly start talking about lynching and…

Pretty impressive how this pizza moron can’t go six months without bringing embarrassment to himself and all his associates.

Schnatter is the Papa John's Pizza of humans.

Alternate headline: “Dipshit picks fight with pro athlete, loses.”

He hired OJ Simpson Asset Recovery Services

This looks bad for McCoy.

“...Police responded to a home invasion at a residence on Hickory Pass near the Cherokee County line.” They arrived via stagecoach, 4 days later as the river was difficult to fjord in the rainy season. Of the 4 responding officers dispatched, 2 perished en route due to dysentery. 

If you don’t think he typed this post on one knee, you are crazy. 

I like people that didn’t pick up a ball off the ground and dunk it into their beer.

Why do you hate the military and America?