+1 load of (really fucking) darks

I get where he’s coming from - I was mad when my mom made me do my laundry too.

Such a shame. This should’ve been...

Obvious troll is obvious.  Go crawl back under your Chinese-made MAGA cap and enjoy your tax hike and loss of pre-existing condition health insurance.  Oh, and putting children in cages.  

Right, immigration laws should be enforced. But contrary to belly aching by immigration hardliners, immigration laws were effectively enforced for decades without being a douche about it.

“Miguel qualifies for the O-1 visa. Miguel sure as hell is more qualified than Melania.”

Problem is, some laws shouldn’t be laws. I know that’s sometimes hard for Republicans to understand.

GTFO, he probably pays more taxes than Donald Trump

Miguel qualifies for the O-1 visa.  Miguel sure as hell is more qualified than Melania.

Chris Davis gets an honorary spot in the non-televised Strikeout Derby.

I wish you guys would fix your infographics. You put a lot of time and effort into them only to leave one KEY piece of information off - the distance Pastrani jumped.

I love the fact that it’s 2018 and we’re still jumping bikes over shit like its the 70s.

Cargo shorts and flip-flops are (barely) passable at Denny’s and Taco Bell; no establishment nicer than that. Frankly, I don’t want to see anyone’s feet anywhere my food is being purveyed, unless it’s beachside.

Unrelated? Did you not see “asshole” in the title?

I can’t believe how quickly that guy pressed charges.

“We’re simply enforcing the laws on the books.”

Not sorry, especially since I got you so riled up.

This is an excellent article. Thank you Brendan!

“If you think ICE is racist—is Congress racist because they enacted these laws? Think about that for a minute.”

I love how their response to being called a Nazi (or a fascist) is generally “But we’re just following the laws!”