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No way, the NBA has fewer good teams. 

World Cup tribute swing. Shame more people don’t recognize it.

Counterpoint: That was a nice nutmeg.

She wasn’t yelling.  And, confronting these assholes whenever and wherever you have the chance is good.

Unfortunate Decision Cave

Fox News finally posting a positive article about kids being reunited with their parents

This one might just end in a Thai.

The USMNT wouldn’t even have been able to make it out alive.

I always thought "The Process" was Philly slang for punching oneself right in the dick.

I’m afraid I just Bleu myself

This has to be one of the best headlines ever published on Deadspin. 

Coming out as gay is cool and all, but coming out as a Minnesota United player? That takes real courage.

I don’t care if he is gay or not, I just don’t want to hear about it!”

Let’s not overlook how both of them tried to ditch the other at the first chance they got. He shoved her into the cop initially and tried to run out the door; she moonwalked right past him being arrested to attempt her Spider-Man gambit. 

“I’d have just shot the fuckers.”
-American police officers

What a farce, it would have gone so much more smoothly if everyone had a gun.

That was highly entertaining and so Canadian, in America that dude would be dead even as a white man.

You should have one of those voice mail messages where you say “Hello” and it sounds like you’re on the other end. Then about 10-15 seconds in say they need to speak up because you have a bad connection and then do it again after 10 seconds and, after another 20 seconds by which point they should be screaming

I know it isn’t an actual cave, but I am going to go ahead and believe it is.

+1 stone sealed decision cave