Much like when Premier League stars play their twilight years in MLS, it wouldn’t surprise me if NBA stars eventually do the same in China.

One thing is for sure — Urban Meyer will NOT tolerate domestic violence when it becomes public knowledge.

Most likely not, but it’s fun to pretend...

Ummm, sure?

Given the arrest and one game suspension, I sure hope Brady learns his lesson. Also, I have no idea what that lesson is...

That was a brave call by Tony. Ultra snitches get ultra stitches, bro!

It’s incredibly sad how rich people get richer by letting companies they own burn to ground. And to make it worse, these rich folk are viewed as incredible businessmen (looking at you, Trump).

“I Google searched the term “football causes CTE” in an incognito window. The search yielded:”

Classic Browns. Just when you thought they might not be the worst team in the league, things start to fall apart.

I’m thinking it’s a bot...what the fuck is a “discrace!!”?

“I’m sorry, DeMar, I misspoke. I accidentally said ‘wouldn’t’....what I meant to say is that I WOULD trade you this offseason.” - Masai Ujiri

First things first, I support the players with their anthem protests. Having said that, I still don’t understand why the song is even played before a game.

It’s finally acceptable to date a 49er -- what a time to be alive!!

Me thinks you missed the point here.

*pizza toaster

I foresee this feud ending with Papa John fighting Trigg Adams (who will be dressed as the Colonel) in a celebrity* boxing match.

Right?! What happens when he’s old and has saggy man-boobs?

“It was just flirting” definitely sounds like something a man who’s guilty of sexual assault would say.

...maybe even find some sponsorships? “Today’s DUI: Xtreem was brought to you by Red Bull and Fleischmann’s Vodka — Cheers!”