90?! He’s got a fairly optimistic view of the whole CTE thing

Those rocks are going to be pretty tough to reach by his 60th-ish birthday. Just sayin.

That’s a helluva stat line.

WTF is a fantasy football convention?

If that’s a male helicopter, you could also make a decent argument that it’s tea-bagging the mountain.

I’m guessing this dude is pretty tight with Papa John.

Papa John is a tier one douche.

You gotta know when to hold ‘em and know when to fold ‘em, bro!

“Hey Lakers, I’ll see your Rajon Rondo, and raise you one Dwight Howard.”

I don’t understand the Rondo deal at all. He’s a ball-dominant player who needs to run the offense, but isn’t that what Lebron does as a point forward? Also, Rondo can’t shoot and doesn’t play well off the ball, so...wtf?

Shout-out to the store clerk who, for the most, seemed like she was just waiting behind the register until she could serve the next customer.

Idiot. You do NOT bring a bag of chips to a stun gun fight. I’ve always said that.

I guess that’s one way to execute a give-and-go

I’ve never heard of a cooler way to die!

I don’t know.

I’m guessing because it was racist and awful. Again, just a guess.

There’s only one rule for softball parents fight club: you must be morbidly obese.

Right?! Mexico easily could have scored another goal or two (or three), if not for some incredibly poor passes when they had a man-advantage in the second half.

It looks like Mattel just released a new and updated Barbie character called Angry Ken.