+1 Lucha libre

We were one player/fan fight in the stands shy of “Malice at the Palace: Mexico Edition”

Hi Guys. Denver Nuggets season ticket holder here. I just wanted to mention that there’s zero chance of Lebron landing here. That is all.

Holly Hustle in the blue showed some really great closing speed.

Fuck these guys. They’re trash.

Props to the gator. The trapper was playing fucking patty cakes with the tied up gator’s nose...the dude had it coming.

In Stanton’s defense, I can understand why he might not want to turn the other cheek.

Finding Lebron was their offense for 47 minutes and 55.5 seconds...

I really wanted to blame the refs for Cleveland losing after they reversed the charge call against Durant with a minute to go.

Acid rain. Acid rain is terrifying to a nine-year-old. Trust me.

...with a gun strapped to her waist.

Zach Morris had so much potential in high school. Sad.

I like to think God was on the side of all the other golfers for this tournament.

I’m shocked. I genuinely didn’t know Sanchez was still in the NFL.

Sorry to disappoint, but I live in Denver and am a Rockies fan. I’ve only been to Miller Park when the roof was open and had a great time. I suppose if the roof had been closed (which I believe only happens when it rains?) it would have been a different experience.

This is a bad take. Brewers’ games are actually pretty great. The city always supports the team through the good and bad. Thousands of fans fill the parking lots for pre-game tailgating, and Miller Park is a cool stadium.

Real talk: the Nuggets got hosed in the second half by the refs.

Who knew the Nuggets were playing for the 7th seed?! ...not this guy, but I like it. Go Nuggets!!

If I’m being honest (if we can’t be honest here, where can we be honest?), the officiating in this game was awful.

+1 got a family to feed