From a defensive perspective, I’m guessing head coach Mike Malone is also quite elated that Fultz will be playing and presumably taking shots in tonight’s game.

This kinda sounds like the porn version of D.A.R.E. from the 90's. Which I think only made people who weren’t otherwise interested, now interested in exploring what they were just told not to do.

Right?! I’m assuming he’s more of a fan of the duo and what they did on the field together as opposed to what they did as individuals.

Yes.

More like Buzzkill Williams, amiright?!

I’m surprised Trump hasn’t lumped them in the “shithole”group considering this is the type of talent it takes to make their olympic squad.

I understand no one really wants to try a new trick for the first time on packed snow, but how does ski jumping into a pool work? Like, are they just sopping wet during the entire time they’re training? Do they change into a dry pair of ski clothes between EVERY practice run?! Her ski boots must be SO heavy after one…

This is all so dumb. If the NCAA actually does enough investigating, there will one day be more vacated championships, wins, heismans, etc. than there are non-vacated. Just let the past be...

“That’s her gameplan: show up and stay upright.”

This is also my gameplan after I drink a bunch of whiskey. If you ask my wife, I don’t always execute as well as her though...

Man, Jamie Foxx can be a real motherfucker...

Devil’s advocate: the folks at Bud light simply hate the Patriots and this wasn’t an accident.

Now we’re using hydraulic fluid? Sheesh....long gone are the days of greasing poles with Jergens.

I can’t say I blame him. US women’s gymnastics have created a very Nasti-a environment to work in.

How does the kangaroo smash the cyclist around her head AND land on it’s feet like it’s no big deal?! Color me impressed.

Shawn Kemp and all of his kids!

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What’s more disappointing:

A very sad day for the Philly pole greasers. Thoughts and prayers that they find a new job where they can utilize their skills soon.

Never rush on wet grass; it can be extremely dangeruss.

...right?