But but but the freedom!

Good thing Texas isn’t some nanny state with regulations and instead some free market utopia where companies fairly compete to offer the best services to citizens. Really working well for them.

MAGA chuds are frantically driving from station to station scraping off “I did that” stickers.

As a kid it was this.  As an adult I’d probably look for the Morningstar Farms vegetarian version of this.

Does it need to be a “real” car? Because if not...

Porsche 928 S4.

Vector M12

All my favorites are from HP2. The Ferrari 550/360, 2nd Gen Viper, Lotus Elise, McLaren F1. That whole game was a murderer’s row of cars. 

I’ve always liked the Fiat X 1/9. Pop-up headlights! Mid/rear engine! Removable tops! It was a teenager’s dream. Forget that it was low on horsepower and questionable on the reliability. I’d still take one.

I had this poster on my wall.

996 911 Turbo, specifically the one from Need for Speed Hot Pursuit 2

My poster car was the 1992 Dodge Viper. It was a concept car come to life and it was amazing.

C5 Corvette. 5 year old me thought this thing ruled so hard. 27 year old me does too.

A combination of Daddy’s apartheid money, no scruples, and serendipity (right place, right time). If he really thinks a mass of people are going to buy some second rate phone just to access shitty Twitter, that’s a sign of self-delusion worthy of Trump.

CYBERPHONE with unbreakable screen, of course

He didn't even co-found PayPal. He started x.com which merged with Cofinity (Cofinity was later renamed PayPal). He was fired from PayPal due to incompetence and took a golden parachute. 

So it will just be a jailbroken android phone that he buys cheap from a place in china then slaps an Elon logo on then?

Yeah no mention of the 80% use of colorado water going to grow cow feed that is partly shipped out of the country. They are literally shipping the Colorado river to other countries as alfalfa...... reducing the grass in public spaces is a drop in the bucket in comparison..... heads in the sand.....

So your take is: ‘pig needs more lipstick?’

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