truck engine (I know its different, but is it really?)

Once you stop asking no one in particular, maybe do some research.

Well, depends on how “moist” is used. “Moist squirt” can mean alot of things.....

Why do so many people have such an aversion to the word “moist” while no one has a problem with “damp”?

Cut all the BS. The Nissan Z has exactly what we (enthusiasts) want, and we want, count em...1...2....3 pedals. As a former LWB 370Z owner (err...‘10 G37 6MT), I want this Z and will very likely buy one.  

It’s restrained and tasteful. The new Z will age VERY well. 

As a fellow ass-appreciator, I couldn’t agree more. Could have been easy to screw it up but they did a perfect job integrating those tail lights.

Hell even mid sized.  $40k is a pretty nice Tacoma or Canyon. 

Needed not only more power, but more reliable power...

The correct answer is “ALL OF THEM”. Even this thing could use MOR PAHWER!

The upholstery patterns are just so very 90s that I can’t vote NP no matter how much the asking might be. Only way it could be worse is if it was that teal/purple swooshy cup pattern. You know the one.

what a gorgeous hat, lovely restoration!

I mean, rich white folks praising Nazi cars is pretty on brand for the last decade.

Anything I’m commuting in.

Incorrect 

To quote Planes, Trains and Automobiles, we’re going the wrong way.

I'll just take the cog railway up to the top. All the while making vroom vroom noises.

Hell- you can get a nice ZR-1 [with its fair share of Lotus DNA] for that, last I checked. Certainly a pristine LT-4. None of the article-suggested cars are near similar to an Esprit in driving-style intent, really.

Fiat X1/9