Last night I got drunk and started shopping Chevy Astros and GMC Savannahs, AMA.

I love how he landed that in a field with no power smoother than most American Airlines flights I’ve been on.

65% of adult American’s identify as Christian as of 2020 according to a Pew survey. This is the country that prints “In God We Trust.” You don’t understand why religion is important in this representative democracy?

spin me right ‘round, baby
Right ‘round like a record, baby
Right ‘round, ‘round, ‘round

What control do you have over what someone else does on their private property? 

If it wasn’t for 5G we wouldn’t need the vaccine! That’s just science. 

Why is it any business of yours? If you don’t want to see neighbor’s stuff, you should buy 40 acres way out in the country.

How would the 5g work if there are no microchips in the vaccine?

Well, if they would stop putting all of the damn microchips in the covid vaccines they’d have enough for vehicles. 

It’s only a price if people pay for it.

If only someone would bring a snowball onto the floor of the US Senate and end this madness!

It’s a settlement. There won’t be appeals and motions. The point of a settlement is they write a check and the lawsuit goes away.

Honestly, if it takes more effort than that, you may have a seized or sticking caliper piston. Me personally, I always just use a pry bar between the rotor and the pad backing. 

And the Camry!

it has an “uncensorable app store” (called the “PatriApp,” lol), where it is apparently impossible for apps to get booted no matter how unsafe or horrendous they are.

“Nobody can blame GOP voters for wanting a phone that prioritizes privacy”

Was anyone else convinced this was going to be an autobiographical post?

This will be the truck driver's Longest Day, for he has moved A Bridge Too Far.

Exactly. People can barely, just fucking barely understand linear progression.