Damn you’re right, no one ever gives fuckin Amazon a fair shake, when will someone start sticking up for Amazon

im a normal guy that just loves brands, so so much

Albert, please join my secret public facebook called, “The Pinkertons Were Always Good And Right.”

If I spring for a WaPo subscription, will he huck it from the stretch?

hm, looks like this article has reached the Facebook group for snitches and stooges

He took the door off the spice cabinet in his kitchen to maximize brand visibility for McCormick.

In a similar vein...I meant to steal this from Twitter long enough ago that I don’t remember who tweeted it, but the gist was: The only things Orwell got wrong were that we’d install the cameras ourselves, and that our biggest fear would be that no one was watching.

Get a load of this snitch!

So instead of throwing my package on the front porch they can now launch it across my living room? Fuckin. A.

Correct and then the government forces these companies to give over the data using a FISA court order.

The only thing 1984 got wrong is that it’s the corporations that are watching, not the government.

Well I asked Alexa if this would be an issue for me and she said it was fine.

You joke, but this is a godsend for those of us trapped under a pile of fallen newspapers.

For number 10:

Look, when you spend so much time worrying about Hillary’s emails, sometimes a racial slur just pops out.

I have heard PA described as Philly, Pittsburgh and Alabama in between

i, too, hate it when i accidentally do a public racism.

Cut this guy a break. He’s just economically anxious.

No, I don’t think so. It is/was nice to have service recognized and respected when I returned home. Especially as I’m mindful of how poorly our Vietnam-era forebears were treated.