It doesn’t always come down to just being able to afford it, dude. You can afford things you really don’t need to get. My parents could both technically afford to get brand new cars - doesn’t mean it isn’t unnecessary to do so, as cool as it might be. Maybe it is the expense, or maybe it’s because he doesn’t leave the…

Say what you will about the wife.exe joke, I think it is funny and anyone who disagrees with me should hand in their “sense of humor” card and be prepared for a lightsaber duel with me. I don’t tolerate culture justice warriors very well.