The NFL has suspended him 2 games.

“Hi, I’d like to report a murder.

The Bundesliga was a much more fun league when Bayern only won every second year and Werder, Stuttgart etc. would win in the other years. Was probably my favourite to watch in that era.

Deadspin is not your personal erotica site!

You and I may have disagreed on how good the Stroman trade was, but overall I think the Jays have done a great job overall in July. They’ve taken fliers on interesting upside guys like Font, Kingham, & Brock Stewart, they moved Sogard at the absolute height of his value and get to pick two lottery tickets out of…

it depends on several things: where you are in your current contract, years of service, accolades like all nba, how many cups of coffee you can drink without murdering someone, how many times you’ve driven the autobahn, if you can parallel park downtown in Seattle, how long you can hold your breath, it’s all right…

My nuanced take: Ferrari is overstepping their bounds but I, also, would not want to be associated with those nasty-ass shoes.

Is it just me, or are these less funny since I can picture the President of the United States Tweeting most of them?

@Scott Cannady

“How about the (Los Angeles) Christ Punchers”

This was me last night. Everybody was happy that football was back and all I could think of was “Awwww, the Denver BRON-cos!”

“I just don’t see what’s so bad about them.”

All the above article says is that there are meritorious criticisms of Barack Obama to be made. That’s true.

I refuse to recognize the Roughriders. Sorry.

Fans of the CFL’s Rough Riders nod in agreement.

Weirdly, the Broncos special celebrity coach was Dick Trickle.

I was wondering, given his stats so far, if he might have a chance at breaking Cox’ record.  Then I figured there is no way Bell is going to be around long enough.

“Now I know what it’s like to be one of the teenage girls I harrass on twitter. Really put things into perspective. I’m a real boy now” - Definitely Not A Drone Bauer

THANK YOU!!!! i couldn’t for the life of me remember what movie that was from!!!!