All of these are the reasons why people who think they are smart gamblers will take the Dolphins against the spread, and the actual smart gamblers will stay the fuck away.

Right? I mean, the only thing a typical Sox fan can really be upset about is that there are black guys on the team who want to get paid for real.

I told my Pats fan sister that it’s going to be the funniest thing ever when the Dolphins beat the Patriots next Sunday. She, knowing Tom Brady’s career record in Miami (7-10), was not impressed.

An organizational philosophy of not spending money on the bullpen no matter how bad it is is not a “run of bad playoff luck”. Everyone knows that’s the Dombrowski way.

Yup. West Lincoln. Donate blood in a private Dutch Reform school gym. Randy Savage put it best when he said “What it is is what it is.” Actually, so does the aforementioned shithead. It’s hard not to go in on him when I sit across from him at the recovery table (which I have done twice now).

What’s incredible is that Scheer was, at worst, only the third worst person running for that leadership.

Goblin Cock. From the album ‘Roses on the Piano’.

I mean, Mayock should have stopped the word association portion of the interview about 3 words earlier.

I’m pretty stoked my letter made it in this time.

I’d secure drop them a scan of my nutsack, but my internet connection would blow up with an upload that large.

I mean, I live in the country. Telecom providers give zero shits about rural customers.

took me 10 minutes to watch a 4 minute video.

NXT fans can probably rejoice that their big strong boy is going nowhere for a while.

Go alone. I did that for Uncle Acid and Sleep. It was great.

I’ve never looked at the reader comments on a story about, say, New England clam chowder, New Orleans gumbo, Nashville hot chicken, or even Rochester, New York’s famous “garbage plate” and seen people hurl such insults at them.

Just wait for the first AFC East predictions after Belichek/Brady retire/die in a firey and suspicious car crash.

Every time I watch Tyler Bate work, I curse his terrible genetics for making him 5'6". He’s a solid promo and one of the best wrestlers in the world right now. Even with the trend toward smaller, more athletic guys, I fear he’ll never get a fair shake due to the unfortunate circumstance of looking like a child next to…

Lotta homers getting hit these days, eh?