Because of the 24 hour clock.

When I told my Brown’s fan buddy that Magary was taking us to Browntown today, I made note that he did 75% of both the AFC East and NFC South before getting to the Browns this year.

In defense, the sum of Irsay’s entire medical knowledge is related to pharmacology.

Exactly. Which is basically running back to the point that Bo is certainly the best Bichette baseball player, and it’s not even close. He’s the best Bichette the way Cal Jr. was the best Ripken.

Right? For all the talk about Dante Bichette, his “best” year was ‘95, when the Coors factor helped him to a 2nd place MVP finish.

Bo Bichette is up to 1.1 bWAR in 15 games (0.9 fWAR).

I’m of the opinion that if Rowdy doesn’t take the job from him, Smoak would be valuable to have back, if only because he’s a goddamned human vacuum for errant throws. That will be useful moving forward with the current left-side of the infield, at least until they have another guy who can do that who’s a more…

So did Kona Crush

If they got a bag of baseballs for a guy who’s a free agent that can walk at the end of the year, it’d be a huge win.

They can’t. He’s a free agent at the end of the season and there are no more August trades of anyone who has been on the 40 man roster. That means they’d have to DFA him, put him on release waivers, release him, then re-sign him to a minor league deal before they could trade him.

Is it too much to say that Bill Walton is a damned National Treasure?

Andrew Stoeten did quick and dirty math at the Athletic and got them to $57M including arb awards and guys on min. deals. But he was admittedly generous with the arb awards (including $1M for Luke Maile, who seems highly likely to lose his job to Reese McGuire).

The pitching is trash. But, it won’t always be. They have 4 high-upside arms in the minors that are just studs (Nate Pearson, Alek Manoah, Eric Pardinho and the recently acquired Simeon Woods-Richardson), plus a whole lot of decent pitching depth. And if there’s one thing I put faith in this front office for, it’s…

*ahem*

I took the no sell to be more of a mic drop than a lack of showboating.

I love that he no sells it. It’s perfect.

Sorry brother. All I have is Suntory. I wanted to dip my toes in before I bought something pricey. Right now all the pricey stuff in the bar is bourbon, but that’s my happy drink.

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I mean, are those dimensions really that much worse than Yankee Stadium?

Your backup is pick-six artisan Matt Schaub, who is apparently still alive and employable.