You know how the Dolphins drafted Ryan Tannehill and then spent seven years chronically deluded that THIS would be his breakout year?

Here’s live video from Johnson’s first roundtable with his most trusted advisors:

Brock was well known for pumping out gym teachers by the boatload in the late 90's/early 2000's. That was more what I was getting at. Plus, it has it’s big sports managment program (both Maple Leafs GM Kyle Dubas and Toronto Blue Jays AGM Andrew Tinnish are grads).

You went to Brock?

That’s the beauty of Ishii. He’s 43 and has that body, but I don’t recall ever seeing him have a bad match. He makes everyone look good because he sells and bumps like a motherfucker, but he lays it in so hard that everything looks legit. Him and Makabe trading clotheslines at WK9 is the best version of the “two guys…

The match with Ishii was almost certainly Moxley’s best singles match ever, under any name, but it felt significant in another sense.

I’m sorry, I should have been more clear. My recollection is that most of those errors were throwing errors. Which means he’s simply wised up on making throws.

SABR rates three-quarters of the infield as the best defenders at their position in the AL.

Probably Faxe. I graduated to cheap adjunct’s by the time I was 18, stuck with them until I really did a deep dive in my 30's (Imports first, then crafts). I had friends who drank Super Crest up until they got some random girl pregnant (they all did, drunk on Super Crest).

Me, drinking anything I’ve tried from Unibroue:

So weird that a guy can be ranked so high by one place, and not at all by another.

I get all that. I’m not defending the specific trade.

Sorry, I meant GCL. not FSL.

Dude appeared in 11 games in the FSL in 2015. But sure, he hadn’t started throwing yet.

Man, I was just presenting context. The trade was stupid BECAUSE they bought high on a 39 year old reliever, not because they traded Paddack. The Marlins fucked up badly by trying to win in 2016. I remember reading earlier this season (mid-May-ish) that if they hadn’t traded the prospects they dumped to win in 2016…

16. Next-door neighbor

The excuse will be “well, Jay-Z and his wife (because they won’t ever name a strong woman of colour) are worth more money than the President, so, if he can say it, then anyone less wealthy than him can, too”

Every team always needs back-end relief help. The goddamned Yankees are apparently kicking the tires on a Stroman plus Ken Giles package (Giles is 3rd in k/9 this year at 15.19) despite having legit 4 closers in their bullpen. So, let’s not kid ourselves that Ramos’ great season precluded Miami from trading for a guy…

Those three months without Fernando Rodney sure were worth it.

“House Democrats know they have no legal right to these documents, but their shameful and cynical politics know no bounds,” Grisham said in a statement.