Bischoff won’t do it unless he’s directly ordered to. He’s stated on his podcast numerous times that he loathes intergender wrestling.

LeBron James will also never got caught shaving points to pay his gambling debts and secretly get suspended for 2 years. So, you're right, he'll never be MJ!

“We don’t fucking want them. Try Mexico.”

I can’t remember where, and I started my weekend drinking early because I’m working from home, so, fuck it, but I’ve read in more than one place that this type of “making weight” is provably dangerous for their internal organs, especially liver, kidneys and gallbladder.

“I hate dem cot dang queers”

I don’t see what the issue is. That’s a finally tuned athlete in prime condition to be in a physical altercation in 36 hours.

8 year cap-exempt contracts are on the horizon!

And now that I took the low-hanging fruit, here’s a legit thing:

Britt should have known that if she wanted him to stop, all she had to do was call his Momma.

I feel like you don’t understand what “easier said than done” means.

I’ve got a Ford Flex I bought used and every time I see a white roof one, I cry a single tear that I couldn’t have gotten a brand new one due to financials at the time.

To be clear, the Thunder don’t have any kind of plan here.

Something something lazy joke about balls to the chin something HI-YOOOO!

This comment will never have enough stars.

No, that’s not what I was saying. I think a lot of people assumed that there would be eventual re-signing of The Elite, and purchased tickets accordingly. While you’re right about it not being the company’s fault, I don’t think they sell out as quickly if the AEW announcement comes before the on-sale date.

I think the key point in all this is that NJPW’s market is limited in the US. The biggest thing they had going for them was The Bullet Club/The Elite and the high level talent therein (Devitt, Styles, Gallows, Anderson, Rhodes, Bucks, Omega) that could easily translate to the American audience, on top of all being…

Note that I didn’t discern between outfit and accessory, but merely used gimmick as a blanket term.

This story is in no way shocking to me.

You spelled foobawww wrong.

Liam Hendricks used to pitch for the Blue Jays, and when he was here, was probably the funniest interview on the team, at least if you have an ear for dry/deadpan humour. They interviewed his father Jeff once on a broadcast and it was pure gold.