My potato salad has 7 ingredients:

For about 30 seconds during that spot Monday, I wasn’t sure if it was work or shoot. Graves’s “Holy shit” really threw me for a loop.

And, most curiously, he’s grated frozen butter and mixed it INTO the ground beef.

Maybe the security would have been better if Alex Jebailey wasn’t so busy preparing for a “wrestling match”?

I wake up every weekday morning at 5 during the school year. I have to make breakfast, lunches and get everyone out the door by 8. My kids are nearly 7 and 4.

I’m calling bullshit on this unless it happened before 1990.

Further update:

Wll Judy Bagwell be on that pole with me, because I could use a good shaving . . .

If you think Bray gets to do that without someone Vince trusts involved and collaborating, then you're fooling yourself. Bruce has been producing Firefly Funhouse since the beginning.

Having listened to Heyman’s interviews on his last WWE tenure, Bischoff’s podcast with Conrad since the beginning, and Prichard’s show, I feel pretty confident none of those guys would be back in these roles if Vince is going to micromanage them. They don’t NEED this work, it’s probably well paying but definitely…

I bet you’re real fun at funerals.

They’ll tell you the distinction is that vegetarians are people who just won’t eat anything that was live and was killed, while vegans shun anything from animals altogether.

The team is right though. It is slang for an erection.

Goddamn man. Just when I was getting bummed out by the excellently reported but thoroughly depressing and serious stories that appeared on here today, you have to go and pull out that headline and make it hard for me to not laugh in the office.

It would have disqualified you from being vegan, but I’ve never met anyone who identified themselves as a vegetarian who didn’t eat at least one of eggs or cheese.

Just trying to fit in, eh? I feel ya. No one who’s actively considering this option ever said “prostitutes”. They’re hookers, or, more commonly, who-ers.

This piece is outstanding.

Here’s the biggest reason none of this will work as currently proposed:

Jason Vargas looks like the kind of guy who’s kids go to a school where they get picture grades, instead of letters or numbers.

Trump knows exactly how tariffs work.