I’ve always been conflicted about taking away Players’/Coaches’ actual, tangible accomplishments on the court through the editorial page. I’m fine with the opposite, making the case for players or teams that fell short because of bad timing or luck but were still great or truly significant, the 2000's Kings and Suns…

Sure, but regulation killed poison makers’ jobs.

I can’t wait to never be able to get one ever

How the fuck is this numbnuts in charge of anything?

Motherfucker, I’m a fan of a team who brought in a shockingly expensive free agent QB and then traded a good portion of their draft to trade up one spot to take another in the draft. Do you think I’d be happy with Colin Kaepernick on my team?

“Preeminent white man just asking questions” is a great line, especially because it really does happen all the time. People are so unwilling to even attribute their own opinions to themselves because they know how bad they are, so they pose it as a question that even they in particular are not asking.

nah, fuck this dork.

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

Sconnies live on a diet of beer and cheese soup. All the Bears have to do is draw the proceedings out for a few more years and his heart will end the lawsuit for them.

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

Let’s not be a dick about this

A friend of mine is a sports writer. Another friend is 6-foot-5 and cannot dunk. Friend No. 1 saw Dominique Wilkins at a game somewhere and caught up with him afterward, asking to interview him for a web feature, just one question. OK, says the Human Highlight Reel, shoot. Friend No. 1 stops, frames up ‘Nique in the…

I can’t believe someone pays you to write this stuff.

Susan’s mom perhaps should have been more specific when she told her before she left for the night, “If you meet a guy, make sure you use protection.”

Finally, somebody said it. Nobody cares about your struggles. Maybe don’t live in the antarctic.

A few stray observations.

As I keep pointing out to my wife, eventually the Packers will not have a HoF caliber QB and she will be able to enjoy the mediocrity that I have endured since the mid-1980s

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.