I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

I was ... okay ... with her before she went on The View and started talking about President Obama’s birth certificate.

Remember that one of the main ingredients in ‘Make America Great Again!’ is Cognitive Dissonance, which of course leads to an Irony Deficiency....

There are other angles besides the one shown in this article. This one shows both his hand on Trump’s shoulder and his toothy smile, and there is definite tension in both.

For a guy who bitched and moaned about President Obama playing golf ad nauseam, he sure does golf a lot.

Yes! I can’t remember whose joke it was, but it was perfect. Paraphrased, but essentially it goes like: Donald Trump is like a hobo’s vision of what a rich man is, come to life. “If I were a rich man, I’d build tall buildings and put my name on every one! And I’d cover everything in gold, because gold is so classy!”

The “staring at him” thing was Donald being stupid — a Japanese photographer said something in Japanese that Trump didn’t understand, and Trump asked Abe what the photographer said. Abe told Trump the photographer had said “Look at me,” meaning “I’m taking your picture, please turn toward me.” Trump misunderstood what…

I bet Trump has been doing this handshake his entire adult life. It was probably a life lesson from his father Fred Trump or his other father Roy Cohn about “winning the handshake,” or having a powerful “first move.” He probably grips as hard as he can then he yanks the other party toward himself so that other…

How disgusting is it that the President of the United States is trying to pull off this long discredited Dale Carnegie bullshit on other actual world leaders?

Gabrielle shoots from outside the key and *SWHOOSH* - 3 point shot!

This is so deliciously good.

This will likely have a huge impact on dozens of shoppers.

Democrats need to understand that there is no good will to be gained from Republicans by trying to appear reasonable, hopefully this has made that crystal clear to them moving forward. Props to Kirsten Gillibrand, it appears she learned the correct lesson from the Iraq War authorization vote.

I stopped trying to question this when we’re out for lunch (Sushi for context) and my friend refers to our waitress as “eggroll”

This picture. Just...*sigh*

Seeing both couples so much in the past few days has driven something home: There is much joy in the Obamas; there is very little in the Trumps.

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

And last year we were mocking their leaders, so we go and elect one just like them...