Despite widespread objections, my aging father demanded a rare complete family thanksgiving one year. None of my three brothers wanted to travel across the country to New Jersey and my new wife didn’t want them staying at our house either. My manipulative father won, however, as I traded off my family against my wife.…

There were more D-sized batteries thrown toward the field (or visiting fans) in any single random Eagles game than the total number of people thrown out of all the Packers games for an entire decade.