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chainmail from Pecos National Historical Park”

A crushed nipple from trying to retrieve a spoon from behind the cooker. Took about a year to heal for some reason, and until then it was swollen, dark, and painful. I am male.

So, presumably the Trump supporters screaming about their right not to wear a mask are up in arms about this? Yes?

Seriously? Shame on you.

Love this film - I think the coin-bit in the shop is the bit that rings truest. Not the specifics, but that despair and frustration when you’re in a rush, and being cock-blocked by life.

The thing is, I could understand - even if I wouldn’t agree with it - if the anti-maskers were just anti them being mandatory, whilst fully accepting that we should all wear one, because - y’know - fellow man and shit, but this seems a whole other level of insanity.

Well, they’ve taken it down. My guess is that they found out her ancestors were involved in the slave trade.

I could have sworn it was Aubrey Plaza who played Velma, but then I’m convinced that “The Man Who Wasn’t There” starred William Macy.

He’s got a good “I’m an arsehole” face, but it’s hard to beat Tucker Carlson’s face/name combo.

The thing that cracks me up is your school buses are a perfect example of socialism, but they seem to occupy a blind spot.

Aside from anything else, did it not occur to them that he might have covid? Delirium is a symptom in some cases.

Doesn’t Tropic Thunder get a pass? I mean, the whole point is how fucking offensive it is. I’d say the only reason not to make it today is that it would be totally unbelievable that a major actor would agree to it. “Never go full retard and never go anywhere near blackface.”

My daughter believes in all sorts of left-wing, and left-friendly, conspiracy theories. I feel I have failed.

“Can we get an all-white jury?”
“No.”
“Then we’re fucked.”

I assume it means “White people aren’t killing enough bames, and soon there will be more of them than us. How crazy is that?!?

I take it that “Suburban” is a type of car? Otherwise, I’m really confused.

Having read a review of Too Much and Never Enough, I almost feel sorry for this toxic man-child. You know - like a dog with rabies. It ain’t it’s fault, but it still needs putting down.

Well, I guess that’s a relief. Like finding out that the world’s worst serial-killer only murdered 75 people or something.

I hate RP1 with a vengeance - lazy and repulsive. I don’t normally judge people for liking stuff I hate, but I make an exception for the KKK and RP1.

“You’re only free because of our forefathers.”

Presumably after being enslaved by llamas?

Alternatively, “you can only breathe because I took my knee of your neck - be grateful!”