I have a norwegian forest cat (google it). He’s a giant ball of orange fur and you can squeeze him as much as you want. He’s better than any dog plus he kills all sorts of things. He’s 18 pounds so he just fucks shit up.

Samer, you’re literally the worst writer I’ve ever encountered. My neighbor’s retarded 6 year old spends his days eating dog shit and swallowing pennies, I bet he’s a better writer than you.

Jesus Christ, does deadspin have an endless supply of untalented, ugly hacks who use the exact same script in penning drivel? How many male feminist hipster males are there? We need another Vietnam to thin out their ranks.

My ex-girlfriend used to fuck me while I was asleep. That’s rape. I think about it everyday and have no idea how to feel about it. So I have experience too.

THERE IT IS. TOP COMMENT. I don’t feel like going to work today. Is work rapey?

This is nothing short of rape and he should be charged with assault.

Do they have any black players? I only root for teams that have black players. FUCK WHITEY

So original.

I misread the title as “trying to eat shit” and I assumed Tom Ley was dressed in purple as usual and was trying to eat Wade’s anus.

Lol, so you’re cool with Spike Lee? He’s overtly racist and hates white people. Would you be cool with a white dude who is that racist and made his money off of hating blacks?