I’m not sure I’ve ever seen someone so proud of himself for doing so little. Trump is president elect and you’re patting yourself on the back for a snarky tweet.

Deadspin staffers make peanuts (although they get lots of help from their parents) and despite being poor, they helped get Trump elected.

Blacks voted overwhelmingly for Obama because he’s a black. Why is that racism ok?

I don’t think Hamilton has a family. He was hatched and abandoned in the woods.

You’re so brave.

I have a few liberal male hipster cousins. They have so much white guilt and always bring their beards to dinner. They’re obviously closeted homos like the staffers here and they’re insufferable. Kinda wish AIDS was still really bad

Oh nice. They’ve got a picture of Tom Leys dildo up there.

Oh nice. They’ve got a picture of Tom Leys dildo up there.