You’re not shamed, it's just explained, but the author is kind of off about everything here, so I wouldn’t put much into it.

I....am I missing something? I get told I should smile in my pics plenty of times and I don’t see it as sexist, insulting, whatever.

My favourite part was when I made you mad enough to type that.

But what makes it ok for women to say it to men then? Because if you say it’s diminutive and sexist when said to women but not men that’s pretty hypocritical.

Insecure much?

Ya know what, from now on, I’m gonna go apeshit on people when they tell me to smile, just because they’re flipping out over you. And I’ll blame it all on inane, pointless things like, “DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH!? FUCK! I don’t need people on the street stopping and asking what’s stuck in my teeth!” or…

You should take your own advice. It’s pretty common to tell someone they look grumpy in a picture when they actually do. Regardless of gender. So maybe cool it with the hyper sensitivity.

As long as you dont act like playing easy games makes you a better person either =).

Woopsie, thou hast insulted the SJW deities, prepare to feel the full force of their love and tolerance.

On a related note, this game sounds dumb. I hate games that make a big deal about how hard they are and try to make you feel like crap for being a regular person. I mean, some people like these kind of…

*Triggered*

The thing is, this specific game focuses itself on being challenging to the player and that is what makes it fun. That is the main people are buying and playing this game, for the challenge. Trying to figure out the best counter to each enemy attack, figuring out the best strat for xyz boss, etc. This game does not…

It’s... not hard... if you’ve ever played a shmup.
A dead genre, admittedly.

I like the game and find the parry fine as it has an audio cue too but the dash delay kind of feels stupid and is the only issue I have with the game.

Technically, they already had a Fighting President.

Would have bought Clumsy Cutie in an instant just as a middle finger to SJWs everywhere

Clumsy Cutie looks adorable. She might be interesting. It would have been nice to get Gen’s Disciple, just so long as it means you don’t kill off Gen. I also wish they’d done Fighting Literary Master. I can imagine all sorts of book-themed moves for him. And while Fighting President looks cool, just give me Fighting…

Yeah she's like a reverse Hulk. Her clothes inexplicably rip in such a way as to reveal her ass and crotch rather then hide them.

If you click on the article that the kotaku post links to you’ll see there actually was a reason for her exposed thong. Not a good one, sure, but hardly “inexplicable.”

Clumsy Cutie, even if it was a dude, I think would be an interesting choice for a fighter. You’re basically a hobo, sans bag on a stick. I think that’s pretty funny.

Prude.