I unabashedly love Benetti. I’m a Hawk zealot but Benetti’s sense of humor and decidedly outsider perspective is a nice counter to Hawk’s old tricks. The two strike a nice balance by trading off home/away broadcasts.

It’s interesting and a bit weird whenever a celeb shaves off their famous beard.

Holy fuck you couldn’t be more right. I don’t know why I punish myself by listening to Simmons and Lombardi talk about Jimmy Garoppolo like he’s Johnny Unitas. Also, if I have to listen to one more person talk about how smart the Patriots are for drafting Tom Brady, I’m going to fucking smash my own face with a brick.…

draft a chain-smoking career loser who spends his free time housing donuts by the dozen and hitting on his teammates’ wives

Damn Lombardi that was a lot of words when you could have just said “Hey I, a racist,think black men are shiftless”

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“These aren’t the highly rated Patriots model that won our user poll, but at this price it’s a bargain for almost the same thing, with a 4 star rating on Amazon”

You have to pay for Amazon prime if you want the option to mute Jim Nantz.

I honestly assumed that he had been fired... then again the guy has possibly the highest undeserved opinion of oneself in college sports, so I guess its a good fit for him in South Bend. 

Brian Kelly out here supporting his player like a construction lift in a wind storm.

This 11-year-old kid just put together more tangible thought and words than the fucking President of our country has at any point in his life.

Now son you see how Coach Leyland snuck behind the dugout to smoke? And see how deeply he inhales that Marlboro light? That’s how you do it!

Properly uses all caps, +1

I need jersey to go on shelf next to ring. You. Journalist. Go get me jersey.

INTERNATIONAL IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR IMMIGRANT. THEY KNOW KRAFT IS FRIEND WITH TRUMP AND THAT BRADY VOTE FOR TRUMP. THE IMMIGRANT MEDIA TOOK HIS JERSEY. DON’T BE FOOLED BY LIBTARD LIES

Thank God the FBI was able to solve this crime.

Also, March Madness is going on so who gives a flying fuck about a late-season Cavs/Clips matchup as much as they normally would!?!?

So the league is just going to ignore teams like the Nets, who routinely sit their entire teams for multiple night stretches at a time?

I honestly don’t see the big deal. Coaches/owners should be able to run their teams how they see fit. If teams can tank and it’s acceptable, I don’t see how resting starters is a big deal.