The first guy was just confused. Lady Gaga is an anagram for A Glad Gay, which is clearly the byproduct of Sharia Law

“He will, though, remain, as his broadcast partner Steve Stone calls him, ‘the face of the franchise.’

Hawk is retiring?

If there is a worse broadcaster in professional sports, I haven’t found him or her yet.

I was so excited for them to walk into a bar and then it didn’t happen.

Mike Francesca, Trump, a middle-school doofus farting his way through an oral report on a book he forgot to read.  They all sound identical.

Trump: [attempts to read]

As a longtime, long-suffering (is there any other kind?) White Sox fan living in Baltimore, I make the annual trip to Camden Yards for their three game series. There have been a lot of highlights (watching Jeff Samardzija getting shelled through the gates of an empty stadium comes to mind), but the obvious winner…

Yadi’s involvement in this play has to be giving Cardinal fans some sort of existential crisis today.

The STL-Today writers have started furiously masturbating at just the idea of the Op-Ed articles about sportsmanship and playing the game the right way.

Just because America has been oppressing people of color for 240 years and counting, doesn’t mean the idea that “All men are created equal” is flawed in any way. It just means that it been run by racist hypocrites all these years.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

Which is doubly ironic since LePage is a goddamn drunk. God I fucking hate him.

It’s why with addicts they need to wean them off first. The stronger stuff can outright kill you from withdrawal. Meanwhile, we have chucklefucks like Maine Governor Paul LePage who try to screw with those programs by denying treatments that help with withdrawal:

I will say, based on my personal knowledge of time spent with Eric Sugarman, his email reads exactly like he was chewing out the idiots who let a bottle of pills go missing.

But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

Pictured: The Russian Ambassador greets Jeff Sessions at the RNC in Cleveland.

Lavar Ball should realize he Kant always will things into existence.

Fleeing and resisting arrest? If the cops had read his scouting report, they would have known to expect that:

The problem is the Red Sox are in Ft. Meyers, FL and not Jupiter, which has a much stronger gravitational pull. He was over-correcting.