I hate to say it, but even fucking Bush ducked flying shoes like a man.

And I’m a big fan of you, sir or madam!

Not a fan of either team but am a big fan of how unhappy this makes people who rooted for the Cubs to fail. Perfect ending :)

sounds like you don’t know much about addiction.

And then she boils your pet rabbit.

As a neutral this series, I’m having trouble deciding to cheer for the team with the racist logo or the team with the owner supporting the racist Presidential candidate.

He’s in the penalty box for ruffing

This is the worst thing to happen to Atlanta involving a Sherman in a long time.

They also had this

So you’re saying that when given three kind of bad choices Fitzpatrick can be counted on to consistently pick the worse of the three. And you’re offering this as some sort of endorsement? Interesting.

It’s funnier if you imagine that the fan was John Henry

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

He learned his lesson after Parcells.

For better or worse, assholes get things done.

There’s no team in baseball more grateful than the Yankees that Ortiz is retiring.

If you made a Venn diagram of people who don’t think this is offensive and people outraged at Kaepernick, you’d be looking at a circle. And then the world would implode into a black hole of irony.

This would become one of those optical illusion mirror things where the image just keeps receding until infinity, wouldn’t it?

Unless you’re a DB.

Having grown up in Massachusetts and now residing in the South, I laugh at the claims that Massachusetts is some particularly evil pool of racism.

Haha! Got those bigoted bastards! Wait, Massachusetts is arguably the most liberal state in the country? But that doesn’t fit the racist legacy of Tom Yawkey (who died over 40 years ago). Ehh, force it anyway.