If only he had sustained a season-ending injury while showing off his big man muscles. Gods, that would have been the greatest thing ever.

Yeah, reading totally sucks.

So much for preventing injuries on kickoffs

It seems to me that an overwhelming majority of Christians are against this.

Wow, that’s a LOT of projecting. Like a real lot.

And what do they say when you point at the 4 game suspension Brady is currently taking? Or are you like me in that you enjoy NOT shattering their delusions more than enlightening them?

Also, ask him about Bon Jovi and you might get a grin.

Brian who?

Some reason I think ending with the mascot makes more sense.

Guess we don’t need to wonder why she’s his ex.

You mean I’ve actually got frickin’ lasers on my frickin’ college football game???

Pretty fitting symbolism.

I just listened to it on the mlbtv app. It’s just as glorious as you would imagine.

The only thing that would implode is those peoples’ heads when you try to explain the irony of it to them.

Did they look and see if the Red Sox’ bats were in there somewhere?

How would one tell?

That’s actually kinda how I see politics for the past 30 years as it is.

I guess the next logical step would be for someone to make a shirt with this guy on it and burn it in public. We’re making such amazing strides in this country these days.

Anyone standing directly to their right would be highly offended Im sure.