Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

Seattle: The Quebec of the West

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

If we have nuclear war in 6 months there won’t be anyone around to throw in camps or to collect people to throw in camps.

For more, check out his profile on Tender.

I read an article in the Washington Post the other day that mentioned a woman and her husband, who both get health insurance through Obamacare. The husband is on the list for a liver transplant. They both voted for Trump. And the wife was like, “Wait, he’s really going to cut Obamacare? I thought that was just talk!…

Literally every Trump voter:

Headline should be

To be fair...he never made his kid move to Edmonton.

It would be funny if it just ended up being a bunch of Givson Guitars signed by Jackie Evancho. Actually, that’s probably exactly what it will be.

I would be willing to donate if it meant that I could shoot Eric, Donnie Jr., and Ted Nugent with a compound bow.

As if there are even four people in the country who’d want one.