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Game of the goddamn century. Human Revolution was near perfect, I expect incredible things out of its sequel.

If they manage to pull stuff like that in-engine, realtime and at 60 FPS I'm going to declare Kojima the new Pope of my recently funded Church Of Kojima. I also will preach about his brother Guillermo that died inside a Jaeger for our sins.

Long before Marvel Comics started producing their own movies, they'd licensed the rights to many of their most famous characters to outside parties. Lots of these deals didn't actually result in any films being made. The ones that did—a Dolph Lundgren Punisher, a super-cheesy Captain America—just didn't have enough

Holy crapp I want the full movie. I want that entire game turned into a 2 hour cgi event made by those people. Please, wealthy companies. Make it happen.

*Please have decent controls, please have decent controls.*

Things people apparently think Origin does:

Steal your credit card information
Intentionally give you viruses
Bang your wife behind your back
Sacrifice children to help wake the sleeping god Cthulu
Watch Jersey Shore on your Tivo so you get terrible reccomendations

Ah yeah i think i saw some of that yesterday. A guy posting pictures of someones head ripped open, pretty nasty stuff.

I agree with the first half, but not the second half.
Games can be expression. But that doesn't mean all games ARE expression. Just as not every movie, picture, story, etc is expression. Sometimes they are just mindless cash grabs. Undoubtedly the decision process for Hardline was something along these lines:
Boss: We

Pick up that can.

That tubby son of a bitch to the left is the second in command; he's been getting into the field rations late at night.

Kotaku has enough shit opinions when it comes to gaming, they should focus on that before they try to branch out into film.

Yet another video game webcomic that would have been funnier with one less panel.

Typo in the headline. Should read:

1. Origin can easily be concidered Spyware *

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Is there anything that Bush didn't try to protect us from?

Think Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island, Magic: The Gathering, or any fantasy book ever. They are invariably created by evil wizards out of actual corpses (not from living people). Traits are similar to standard zombies otherwise, although they can usually remain animated even with very few remaining body parts. Killing the

Yup.

Going by this, I guess Google is getting into the arms race.

Totally cool if you don't think it's funny, but if nothing else, it highlights the fact that a major function in a leading distribution platform still needs work.