Thufferin’ thuckatash! I think you’re on to thumthin’.

they watch you sleep

God bless you, Wonketeer.

Mena Suvari is a trooper.

I, for one, would like to wish a happy birthday to little Biloxi and Jackson.

I don’t think much of Remy Ma but I like her brother, Yo-Yo.

The D.U.P. are also currently engulfed in scandal over a ludicrous eco-subsidy that benefited many of their friends. It’s the reason they can’t form a govt in N.I.

This song would make a great Olympic anthem. Every four years I find myself watching the highlights reel with the volume turned down and Carly turned up. There may also be booze.

I just can’t believe we’re sending Tango & Cash to Mars!

I saw it last night and loved it. Easily the best DC movie since the Nolan era. There’s a great cast but Robin Wright was especially awesome.

The only thing I took away from this article was...

And Leonardo Dicaprio never went to France again.

He really is the prettiest of the Clancy Brothers.

But what is the texture of Dexture?

Integrity is just dead weight.

Douche Dunkirk.

So when he says “Sweet Creature” he’s talking to the alien parasites moving under his skin, yes?

“I find your lack of taste disturbing.”

A Munchausen.