It’s already a thing on Facebook. The criminals catfish kids to give up compromising photos or webcam video then blackmail them for money. There was poor lad a in a town a few miles from me who got tricked like this. He was embarrassed and panicked and killed himself. He was 17.

Netflix regulars probably aren’t going to bother with torrenting it anyway.

Huh. Who knew Seth Green was so passive aggressive?

Support for Tori 1.0 was withdrawn by the parent company... 

It’s not that I don’t like the dish... I just didn’t know it was going to be a to be a buffet.

Buffy?

she is forever not ordering the specialty and finding the blandest thing on the menu and then saying she’s not impressed with the restaurant. WHY

Perhaps he has a thing for German black guys. Perhaps they MUST be black and MUST be German. Perhaps he likes them to swear at him:

A year or two back a report was compiled by those infamous pinkos McKinsey & Company which identified 200+ BILLION Dollars of pentagon waste. I believe the Pentagon took that report out into the desert and handed it a shovel. 

I used to roadie for Angry Beronica Stans.

Nobody owns Brexit (except Ms. May’s government).

Why did he ask for the gloss finish?

It’s only a game so put up a real good fight!

Self-reporting on a foul? That’s the kind of sportsmanship the game is built on, John.

Full head of hair and perfectly adequate girth. Mummy said so.

Can they do animated tats yet? I wouldn’t mind a Stephen J. Cannell.

BIFF IZ PREZDINT NOW

It’s shocking. We’re just numbers to corporate entities who operate like this. That being said, I enjoyed this tweet:

Nevermind that or the Drumpf-ulcer forming in your gut, watch this instead:

Google chrome throws up a privacy warning, invalid cert, whenever I try to click over here.