Pitch meeting:

Look, Your Worshipfulness, let’s get one thing straight: we are not ready to let you go.

I remain an evangelist for the non-fiction work Dark White by Jim Schnabel which casts a skeptical eye over the Alien Abduction phenomena.

It’s so good. I love when she puts on the glasses.

Whenever the Tangerine Elect calls for a new arms race or some stupid shit, I go to my happy place and think about things like this:

Oh, God. I think I remember Bennifer. They made a movie where he delesbianised her and there might have been a disabled child...

No, they left out a comma. Hilaria wants you to live, clearly.

Did Brad & Jen have a portmanteau or was that all so long ago that portmanteaus hadn’t been invented?

I could’ve sworn I heard Jughead subtly name-dropping Seymour from Riverdale.

A six-parter not a special ep but very christmassy:

The real secret is that ALL THE CHEESE IS MADE OF MOON!!!

Have fun trying to tell him otherwise.

And the lion will lay down with the lamb

I see you baby, shakin’ rat ass...

Seems like an enemy made of Caramac wouldn’t be hard to defeat.

I didn’t enjoy the prequels but you need a little bit of chat or everything’s just flashes and noise.

From a certain perspective, the law was on their side.

I want to see the formation of the Partisans. One of the parts of R1 which rang true to me was how the Rebel officers were skeptical of Jyn and Co. They even heckled. Rebellions, uprisings and revolutions are always fractious and replete with factional disagreements so there’s plenty of dramatic potential in…

Maybe, but with the big franchises being sequel-dependent, it’s not a given that people die and audiences are wise to this. Marvel wouldn’t even kill War Machine in Civil War and he’s hardly the star of that film.