Chicago Cubs fans can wear it until the heat-death of the universe. They may need to.

Stephen Makes-me-nod-off.

Lila Downs released “El Demagogo”

It’s my birthday, too. Also Jaclyn Smith. If I’m ever in a room with both of them, we can do the Angels’ pose.

If it had been a Chihuahua I might have blamed you-know-who...

ISWYDT, but Roscoe was innocent.

My years of watching CSI has given me a deep sympathy for the indigenous people of Las Vegas.

Did somebody say Baaaddad?

I like onions on my nothingburger.

Ruby pumps? Say it with me...

Mon dew!

I think there was some research done that concluded most voters have an “Election Memory” of only a few weeks.

Chicago is the same shape as Florida?

“Pound-for-pound costs more than gold-plated, Trump-branded merchandise made in China!”

I was confirmed in the early ‘90s. Had to kiss some monsignor’s ring. It was weird.

Not to brag, but I majored in that.

Any sauces or garnishes can simply go inside the creation before grilling, the better to muchness of the flavorizing.

I’m presently doing definitive work on the Consumption Of Comic Books In The Context Of My Sofa with an Intense Parallel Exploration of Grilled Cheese Sandwiches. 

He looks like a former high school wrestling coach who specialises in hissing threats and private monstering.