Seth Meyers is pretty on the ball, and covers politics regularly.

Hehe. That might cause sensitive individuals to experience some kind of re-birthing trauma right there in the cinema.

Maybe they just need their own signature version: an explanatory paragraph of text appears instead of several paragraphs crawling into the distance. It would have the same exact look across all subsequent anthology movies and maybe even have a bit of introductory narration from Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan or someone like…

Hahaha. The pewter charms of Mr & Mrs Pence.

Maybe because the idea of Skywalker and Organa being so isolated, homes and family destroyed, the last known potential Jedi in the galaxy far, far away... was quite evocative.

I keep waiting for a Ashoka to be Carbonited so she can time-travel forward to the current live-action era without contradicting Yoda. I want her show up in Episode IX.

What’s Chinese for “I HAVE BUTTER AND LEMONS, BITCHEZ!”

Bill Maher recently featured this screenshot of Gizmodo’s pornalike, Jizzmodo.

Ollie... why does your Batcave not resemble a Batcave? Ollie... where’s your Batmobile?

So is Soylent Green but if you were told “Soylent Green is Ewoks!” would you care as much? I think Charlton Heston would’ve ordered seconds.

Is that Joey Fatone?

I can imagine this guy introducing himself as Pat Frankenstein.

I skimmed it cuz I thought it would make me mad if I read it in detail. It still pissed me off. It still amounted to an argument that the aggressors aren’t responsible if they don’t hear OR UNDERSTAND a clear declaration of “No!” or think the absence of said declaration is a big “Yes!”.

Just imagine a 1950s sci-fi movie, The Coming of The Barrow-Men!

They’re also going to shave Chris Pine’s head and have him wear a toupee in the next movie

MULTIPASS

Well, I’m poor and I practically live on kebabs so the illustration makes perfect sense to me.

It would take all the money in Taylor Swift’s pockets, though Tom Hiddleston may offer a discount.