The pornographic parody version shall be Logan’s Rump.

Kraven’s Last Bundt.

I think they just killed him so Zack Snyder could recreate the iconic images of Supes’ funeral procession. This would be fine if the film had earned the emotional response that’s supposed to go along with that moment, but by that point I was just bored.

Beer prices are so low in the supermarkets it’s unreal. I was in Asda today and they’re selling 36 x 440ml of Carlsberg, Coors and others for £20. Even Stella Artois is 3 ten-packs for £20, too. And then there’s the cheap multipacks of sweet, sweet draught Guinness. Piles of cheap wine, too.

I just saw Gods of Egypt and enjoyed the sh*t out of it. It is a very silly but nonetheless enjoyable romp and the nearly all-white cast just made it inadvertently funnier, somehow. I half-expected Victor Mature to show up.

A six week election period is fine in a parliamentary sytem wherein the biggest party in parliament forms a goverment and chooses the leader from their own ranks before the election. If there was six-week campaign period in the USA, sleepy-yet-nutty Ben Carson would be President.

You’re so right. The way Ollie and Speedy wave those things around, that show should really have more eyepatches.

Legion:

If they would let Superman have a personality instead of a sad-eyed messianic burden, that would be, uh, super.

Arya will only kill for family and honour. Not for a coin. I think she can see through the conceit of the Many-Faced God because she’s a Stark and her code of honour is more important.

‘Sounds like an early attempt to describe the thermodynamics of gravy, from which it’s only a short mental leap to G R A V I T Y...

Hebrew Transformers would be awesome. They could do The Combina Wars.

That was just one of those situations where, contrary to Bart Simpson’s opinion, it’s good to have a cow.

I suspect nautical-miles-per-gallon wasn’t a concern when gasoline was cheaper than lint.

Will Robinson has probably never been in less danger now that there’s an age-appropriate focus for Dr. Smith’s attentions: a green alien space-milf...

Time travel Hitlered my unborn pigeons! Oh, the humanity!

I predict it will have a Detective Fountainhead and a desk sergeant named Atlas who shrugs a lot. And a spot of rape, here and there.

Reminds me of a level from Mirror’s Edge (A parkour game I greatly enjoyed until the awful combat controls made me rage-quit).

If the apocalypse comes...

Hannibal ‘bates Teenwolf is an odd mental image.