Wolverine III: Night Of The Mustelid.

Polar bears are bears are getting interracial with brown bears now, making -I shit you not- “P. Grizzles” A.K.A “Pizzly Bears.”

There’s a special google bus for people who work in the command center and the rest of the peons aren’t happy about it. But what are you gonna do, complain to Darth Vader? Good luck.

I’ve eaten two Pot Noodles in the last 18 hrs, voluntarily and of my own free will. They are neither entirely good nor completely evil, just devastatingly convenient.

She’s rockin’ a great ‘do, these days.

I saw an article somewhere about the species likely to survive the increasing acidification of the oceans, and there was this disgusting beaky octopus thing that lives in the waters off Florida and couldn’t be redeemed by all the hot sauce in the world. It’ll still be there when many other species disappear.

“Is that clear?” says Alistair Petrie, who is playing Michael Ironside.

Talk about casting brilliance? FOREST WHITAKER is in a Star Wars movie! I have followed his career since the days when you had to go to a special shop and rent a plastic box with Forest Whitaker’s face on it and then take it home and stick it in a machine that turned the plastic box into a movie. He makes everything…

Who doesn’t like Chlomorphicaine?

Round, like a circle in a spiral.

Kylo Ren makes objectively evil choices on purpose because he’s emotionally dysfunctional. I hope they don’t blame this all on Snoke’s influence because it would cheapen an interesting character to make it somehow not all Ren’s fault.

as I said: “Slightly”. Though they are also more likely to pay lip service to the pro choice position and it varies from one politician to another. There’s political opportunism involved, too. The lure of sometimes staking out the opposite territory to your opponents.

Rest assured, in Northern Ireland there is plenty of christianist zealotry to go around. The main obstacle to change is probably the protestant unionist faction since the Irish nationalists are left-wing and slightly more sympathetic to the pro-choice position. Albeit, only slightly.

“Should I throw my own shit or throw yogurt? If I ate the yogurt I could technically do both!”

Would you judge me if I said all I can see is a pair of green breasts, one of which has a pink footprint on the nipple, and in between them, around that little dot in the middle, is a shadowy silhouette profile of Franklin Delano Roosevelt. You can just make out his long face.

Indonesia’s (deforested) heart will go on.

Just wait till it gets dark....

The Snowtrooper costumes from the scene of Kylo searching the Falcon are awesome. Would’ve liked to have seen more of them in the movie.