Was it an ostrich? I thought it was Shirley Bassey.

You’re thinking of Pierce Connery. Roger Dalton was the first Englishman to ascend Mount Everest on a pogo stick.

Dolph Lundgren makes Schwarzenegger look like Lawrence Olivier.

“I am Jeebus-Cat! There is no God but Netflix. Only in a binge-able format will this story make sense... ”

Just because you can make a pun, doesn’t mean you should shoe-hornet in there.

You truly get Brian Blessed.

But Goddamn! The man could wear a suit.

Hmmm. Pay fifty-million smackers or get all new headed note paper and bathrobes...

This whole ludicrous affair is crying out for the Team America treatment.

I’m right there with you on that. (Producer & writer) Manny Coto tried his best, but the general goodwill had evaporated. Not for nothing.

Good work. You’re clearly a do-er.

I know TOS had it’s share of duds -coughspock’sbrainchough- All the trek series had a few duds, but by the time of Enterprise the dud quotient was rising fast.

That reads like Donald Trump’s ideal running mate.

All the people I can manage a half-decent impression of are dying. Rickman was so great. Me and my school friends talked to each other in a Hans Gruber voice for a year after Die Hard. “Now I haff a Three-Hole-Punch. Ho...ho...ho.”

So many london old primary schools look the same. Same bricks, same parquet floors, same brass plaque inside commemorating misfortune in the blitz.

Would you rather be the cat’s pajamas or the yacht’s pajamas?

Here’s me, elbow on desk, chin propped on fist, reading Jezebel:

Would it absolutely, positively kill WB/DC to do bring this show back with new actors? This whole set is gorgeous I love the climbing wall, the Batcopter, all of it.

No Clancy O’Hara? Faith and Begorrah!