Here’s me, elbow on desk, chin propped on fist, reading Jezebel:

Isn’t the (paid?) military propaganda more concerning? I heard there’s like an amendment against it or something. I’m a dirty foreigner and not well up on these things.

I’ve had that song on a loop in my head all day.

The best heckles is Mister Heckles.

I need the code for Tons Of Star Trek Shows You Somehow Never Knew existed.

That should really say Dunroamin’

Marco claims bank branch offices are being wiped out by excessive regulation.

I’ll be rooting for you from the bridge of my SPACE-PIRATE SHIP.

I’m sure Abraham appeared in an episode of Xena, Warrior Princess.

I heard the Jews have seven Commandments for gentiles which, if followed, will get you into jewish heaven. That kinda makes me wonder which three of Charlton Heston’s Commandments are optional.

Ooh. This should be a level in Half Life 3.

There’s nothing like a good Singing Telegram.

You’ve taken your first step into a larger world.

Awww. They made a little caucazoid.

A butterfly net would do.

Awww. Sympathetic racist head-tilt.

*Innocent until proven guilty, due-process, etc. The daily mail said the house belonged to someone else, so maybe that will form part of the basis for his defense.

Edited

The problem is telomeres, the caps at the end of DNA strands. When you clone something that died at eight years old, the new telomeres begin already degraded.