Turning Japanese while Dancing With Myself gives me Teenage Kicks, etc.

Wasn’t this a TV channel from the movie Alien Resurrection?

This is a story about a girl with a monoboob. She finds someone else who also has a monoboob, but they fight like cats and dogs! Will they resolve their differences and become a pair?

Perfect.

This anti-vegetative propaganda will not stand, man.

The letter R in her signature looks like a little stick figure doubled-over and puking: BLLEEUUUGGGH!

Hygeia

As far as I know, the person pictured here is not a celebrity.

Grease 2 was maybe a thing that happened. I want to see Grease 2 Live!

You poor thing.

Un-Corbett, as you have perceptively identified, is such a friggin oddball. But less savvy showrunners wouldn’t have put him in there, either. He’s supposed to be a bit off. The Dis-Corbett-ness only adds to this.

Hellcat’s mother was the creepiest thing in the series, even worse than Purple Man. She made my skin crawl.

Wrong Todd. Try Todd Rundgren instead. He may not be the Todd you’re looking for but he is a superior Todd.

Ohai der, Lindsey Graham.

How big is that lure? Apparently fish sperm is called ‘Milt’.

Now I’m wondering what that Taco Bell chihuahua got up to..

“There will be no whitewash in the whorehouse.”

I think the Oxford English Dictionary has bought a scooter and is listening to The Stereophonics.

Does it make you selfish, a bit rapey?